By: AV
E-Mail: voshart@compmore.net
1997 (c) all rights reserved
June 1st, 1997


Most (or all) of you have seen the season finale 4X24 "Gethsemane"! 
Here is my humourous continuation!!!!! Enjoy!

5X01 "What the Heck Happened to Mulder"
Script written by AV


***starts***

[scene around the table]


Scully: Agent Mulder died late last night with a self-inflicted 
gun-shot wound to the head. [cries]


Someone: You mean [sheds a tear] he's dead.


Scully: Dead? [looks puzzled]


Senator Matheson: That is what you said!


Scully: I said: Agent Mulder lied late last night about a 
self-inflicted wound to his bed.


[Everyone looked at her]

[Scully continues]

Scully: Last night, agent Mulder was upset about what the man 
had told him. In his rage, he took out his gun and shot the edge 
of his bed. [laughs] Even though he sleeps on the couch.


Senator Matheson: We heard saw you cry!]


Scully: [Starts to cry again] I loved that couch so much. 
Oh... [cries some more] now you've got me started.


Someone: How could our entire audience have heard the difference?


Scully: Fox decided to let Fox out of the series, so they killed 
him off. They soon realized in the making of the season premiere 
that everyone would be very upset.


[Scully drinks some water and continues]


Scully: So they wrote this into the script. The reason they heard 
wrong is because of cheap sound. As I said, there were a few cut-backs,
but Agent Mulder is still alive.


Senator Matheson: What about the body?


-- fade out -- 

[opening credits roll]

-

-- fade in -- 

[In Mulder's apartment]


Scully: This is the body sir. [she points to the ground]


Senator Matheson: [Stares blankly] Who [chokes on his own words] 
who is it?


Scully: Rumple


[Senator Matheson just said nothing. Then:]


Senator Matheson: Rumple?


Scully: Yes. Rumple is Mulder's neighbors' dog.


Senator Matheson: [questioned look on his face]


Scully: After he shot his bed post he heard someone at the door 
and then walk in. It was Rumple. Mulder, in his haste, shot two 
fires to the side of his bed where the intruder lay. 


[Scully clears her throat]


Scully: I was asked to identify the dog, for everyone in the 
neighborhood was on vacation. Mulder didn't see who he shot, 
so he ran away.


Senator: Oh great!


Scully: I know what you mean! The writers have got us searching 
for Mulder.


Senator: Yep! This will waste about 3 episodes!


-- commercial break -- 

You have to imagine what happens next!!!
If you have a good idea, e-mail at:
voshart@compmore.net

~~AV